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		<title>GIRAFFE CLAIMS THIRD VICTIM AT GLOBAL WILDLIFE</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following story comes from Louisiana, as I have family in Louisiana, it is my duty to propagate this story, despite Global Wildlife Corporation&#8217;s attempts to cover it up!
February 25, 2010
    UNEEDUS, Louisiana – Veteran wildlife guide Dizzy Dimarco was encouraging visitors to hand feed giraffes when one of the 16ft-high animals [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The following story comes from Louisiana, as I have family in Louisiana, it is my duty to propagate this story, despite <a href="http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/86302312.html" target="_blank">Global Wildlife Corporation&#8217;s attempts to cover it up!</a></p>
<p>February 25, 2010</p>
<p>    UNEEDUS, Louisiana – Veteran wildlife guide Dizzy Dimarco was encouraging visitors to hand feed giraffes when one of the 16ft-high animals reached down and grabbed her by the head.</p>
<p>    Passengers in Global Wildlife’s viewing wagons watched horror struck as the animal repeatedly shook Dimarco before hurling her body into the upper limbs of a nearby tree.</p>
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<p>    Dimarco’s interaction with the animal had seemed friendly and encouraging to visitor Debbie Guidry of Lafouche Parish, “but then the giraffe just went crazy. Stamping and snorting, it clamped a hold to the guide’s head and just got to shaking her, ” Guidry told HAN.</p>
<p>    The wagons quickly returned to the visitor center and mounted giraffe wranglers were sent to the scene. Dimarco was pronounced dead upon arrival at Lallie Kemp Hospital, then again at North Oaks after relatives demanded a second opinion.</p>
<p>    Staff have been unable to identify which of the 12 giraffes was responsible for the attack, echoing a similar failure to locate the guilty animal in the two previous giraffe-related fatalities at the center.</p>
<p>    In 2001 and 2004 guides working alone in the park failed to return and were later found dead in tree tops. Park officials hope to now identify the guilty giraffe with the help of technicians from Bedico CSI, who will be taking DNA samples from the animals in the coming weeks.</p>
<p>    A spokesperson for Global Wildlife told HAN, ‘What we have here is what we call a ‘rouge giraffe’ situation. It’s rare, but it happens. After an incident, the animals all herd up together and it’s hard to tell which is which. Now with the help of the CSI unit we can name the guilty critter.”</p>
<p>    Guidry’s camcorder evidence from the attack can be seen in an upcoming FPTV Channel 17 special. WHEN GOOD GIRAFFES GO BAD will premier March 12 at 10pm after re-runs of the 2001 spectacular BILL HOOD CATCHES MORE FISH.</p>
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		<title>Why &#8220;inerlogic?&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[my name is *not* "Inner Logic" it is Inerlogic.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>way back in the dark days of the internet, before the web was first unleashed by Tim Berners-Lee&#8230; there were dial-up access accounts, internet accounts had numbers, not names. not long after, a service came along which allowed you to choose your online account name. it was limited to a maximum of nine characters. Bad Religion released a song called &#8220;Inner Logic&#8221; which struck a chord with me back then (and to this day 15-odd years later) so i chose that for my online name. with the second &#8216;n&#8217; and the space, that&#8217;s 11 characters&#8230; so the extra &#8216;n&#8217; and the space had to go.</p>
<p>i don&#8217;t need people telling me how to spell, or telling me that my spelling is incorrect.</p>
<p>my name is *not* &#8220;Inner Logic&#8221; it is inerlogic.</p>
<p>deal.</p>
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